Blitz

aight here's ya boy blitz comin atcha aight straight from the underground lemme tell ya man

now ya boy was just a humble serf back in the olden days, making a living by growing and selling fresh memes but then his boy Igloo came and he was like "dude let's make a steven universe discord server haha" and Blitz was like

"dude idk if thats a good idea man" but Ig was like

"nah fam check it out"

and so Blitz became one of the SUD's first three members along with Igloo

(jake was there too i guess)

Today he still resides as one of the server's admins (except for the one time he memed too hard and got demoted but that was only for a week haha), and is known for such '''!!funny!! XD''' quotes like

"Zoo-wee mama!!"

"hell yea"

"hell no"

"B)"

":B1:"

":bird::up:"

people also think he's a furry which is NOT TRUE

dont believe the rumors fuckr

Trivia [despite this all being useles trivia anyway]

 * Once a proud shitposter, blitz has since faltered in his range and ability to meme up general chat - the man himself has compared this degredation to Joseph Joestar moving from parts 2 to 4 of the Japanese manga 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure', said manga written and illustrated by Hirohiko Araki.
 * This man is not, as he so proclaims, "ya boi."